yoo east Hampton doe (Taken with instagram)
What do we want!?
TIME TRAVEL!
When do we want it!?
IT’S IRRELEVANT!
These two were going down the sidewalk, just like this.
”Now for the million dollar question.”
“What’s that?”
“Did you break the foot while riding the unicycle?”
“No, I didn’t.”
“OH MAN, I thought I was going to have a great caption.”
“Well, there is good news.”
“What’s that?”
“I broke it playing Quidditch.”
priceless
This man was sitting next to me on the subway today, asking me very technical questions about my camera.
I said: “You seem to know more about my camera than I do.”
He made this face, and said: “Well, I did invent the world’s largest x-ray focusing telescope when scientists around the world were claiming it could not be done.”
“I used to go through different stages. But then I found that I was happiest when I was green, so I’ve been green for 15 years.”
Mission Control
