If I have daughters, i think they'll love me
moshyyy: Until they turn into teenagers then they’re absolutely gonna hate me I AINT RAISIN NO CHILD, YOU TRAMP OF MAH DAUGHTER THAT I LOVE She’ll be like “haha, you said raisin.” then I’ll just turn off the anger, and realize how much of my daughter she is, and ill love her forever <3 OH WERD?!
If someone could tell me right now what I was...
I hate thinking about the future. LETS JUST RIDE THE WAVE OF LIFE MAN.
markmejia: Audio Push - “Up & Down” (3:18)
kristinconway: Tumblr’s National Anthem by...
What happened to all the Lebron fans from the last...
mymannemcee: hola—hovita: estragos: officialcrack: Ya’ll quiet as fuck lebron went from Jordan to Toni Kukoč Lmfao @ this stupid shit here.
I swear life is a bitch, on her period– Kanye West- Chain Heavy
Toms > Jordans
markiedotmp3: u mad? what a fucking hipster
I have run on sentence syndrome... ie. shutting up...
Remember those days when smiles came easily, and...
I can’t stand it any longer, I miss you. Remember those days that we froliced about through the park and held eachother till the sunset, imagining ourselves becoming the older couple that stolled passed us, continually gazing at each other with love in their eyes. I cared for you, as you did for me. That one time, when you were sick, and I took care of you. Do you remember that? I...
emilyfeherthebear: kristinconway: You know...
aysis: I took Cutie for a ride in my Deathcab,...
DONT LET ME IGNORE MY HOMEWORK.
Eleanor Rigby is She
Looking down at the letter in her hand, a hesitant smile broke through her wall of dejection. Quickly checking her surroundings, making sure nothing could get between her and the seemly sacred piece of paper, she began to break the seal of the envelope. Grimacing as if it pained her to manhandle the letter, she rips it open, her eagerness getting the best of her. Coming to a full stop in the...
Who took your concert virginity?
aviari: kickyouinthetaco: pottergaga: imaloneonmyown: lilyceleste: audreyphobic: elfieeee: SPICE GIRLS maylene, i think. Taylor Swift S CLUB <3 Lady Gaga! :D Avril Lavigne…. Trey Songz… I wish he’d take my other virginity too :3 Britney, that bitchassho T__T
underthegalaxy: Press play, just do it.
kimmychau: publicnightmares: -ivegotacrushonyou: jackalltimelow: justjylene: this man is a genius yeah. he’s my hero. he is so quality. A+ He is a legend :) This man will never understand how much I love him. OHHH HOT DAMN, THIS IS MY JAMMM. This made my life.
THE CORRECT PRONUNCIATION
tulletulle: bentleywright: theplaygroundlove: Abaeté: Ah-bye-ah-tay Alejandro Ingelmo: Allay-handro In-gel-mo Andrew Gn: Andrew Jen (rhymes with “ten”) Andy Thê-Anh: An-dee Tay-Ann Anya Hindmarch: Ahn-ya Heind-march Arthur Mendonça: Ar-thur Men-doe-sa Badgley Mischka: Badge-lee Meesh-ka Balmain: Bal-mah Bottega Veneta: Bo-tega Ven-e-ta Bulgari: Ball-gah-ree Burberry Prorsum:...
Awesome Ways To Tie Your Shoes →
tellthattogod: Every since I was a little kid I’ve noticed that people had these really amazing, inventive ways to tie their shoes and such. I would spend hours sitting around tying my laces in knots and having nothing, but a jumbled mess. Not until recently did I realize that obviously someone had to teach them how to do that or they read it somewhere. I’m pretty sure no one is born with innate...