mviouss: Hearing Kanyes new shit gives me goosebumps
This stranger dude asks me where kid robot is,...
I heard you like Squirtles.
indecisivedj: DAS GREATTTT! hehe
Biggest turnoff? Too much makeup, too much...
(via phileho) I don’t know how to put on make up. So I don’t even try. Why would I want to look like a clown. Not worth it.
I AM 16 GOING ON 17 lalalalala
I know that i’m naive Fellows I meet may tell me I’m sweet And willingly I believe~~~` lalalalalal hehehe <3 w0000t
Happy Birthday to Hannah Jade!
awwwwwwwww FOLLOW THIS GUY! djdkid: Plus she’s cute and she’s the one who got me on Tumblr. Follow her and wish her a good one! - http://jadedsmiles.tumblr.com/
Long Island accents make ears bleed.
OH MAIIII GAAWWWDD MAI HAYYYYUH
You know you're in love when you can say anything...
(via kelvinween) shit, I’m tearing up.
Dear statutory rape,
dearmeat: If my girlfriend and I wanna bang, WE’RE GONNA BANG, OKAY? You don’t scare me. Sincerely, turning eighteen in three months
I need new music before I get violent.
At Siren Festival some hipster stated I was his...
Till I told him it’s illegal for me to marry till I turn 16. Then he didn’t want to marry me. *sadface*
what would life be like if women were like men and...
(via samdood) very entertaining
Songs are like stories. They have a beginning a...
I'm going to get drunk in my backyard
madlibs: wEEEeeeeEEEeeeEEEEeEeEeEeEe HAVE FUNNN
Querypolitan Presents: MATH HATES WRITERS →
If you’ve ever found yourself struggling to solve simple mathematical equations, DON’T WORRY. You’re probably just a writer. The world makes us feels stupid and inept, but the truth is our abilities are far more complex than anyone with a bucket full of numbers could ever understand. Sadly, the world’s general incapacity to grasp our Genius means we’re usually stuck...
lame is I. I is lame. I is BORED! I MISS MY BED...
I don't care if you were on tumblr since the...
I try my best to have some sort of original thought. I post my writing that I wouldn’t show anyone usually. I post songs that make me happy. I’m doing it for me. I’d like others to see too. But thats a lot to ask for. I’m not gunna whore my self to get you to see my imagination. Stop whining. You got mad BITCHES ON YO DICK. Ignore them if you are so discombobulated by...
never asked never begged never pleaded never thought finding you was just a wish holding onto that dream was not a priority let go and forgotten awhile back apart but never far for this heart is no longer mine a trade has most definitely been made smiles that reach our eyes laughter that makes us cry heart ache that leaves us dry return to replenish and learn who we are who we...
GAH TUMBLR STOP REFORMATTING MAH SHIT
Me and Miko's Bro Conversation
mik0: jaylomboy: Miko: Wdup brewskis Me: Sup brewery. LOL Miko: LMAO. SUP BROTATO CHIP. Me: SUP BROMLET Miko: SUP BRONANA SAUCE Me: SUP BRONIX APPLE! +100 ATT Miko: SUP BRODIGGITY!!!!!! Me: SUP BROCK!!! LOLOL Miko: LOL. SUP BRONAYNAY. OMGLOL Me: LOL, SUP BRONEQUIA Miko: HAHA. BROVIN Me: BROMAL, BRORELL, BROMANTE, LOL Miko: SUP BROCK LESNAR. LOLOL Me: LOL, LIKE A BROSS Miko: OH MY...
*dies in pit of embarrassment*
Always happy, smiling just so. Always kind, caring for everyone but himself. This happiness he seeks seems to come at a price. High, yes. Expensive, and unpleasant. Those sometimes hugs and a blue moon kiss are too high of a risk for this teenage- hormone driven boy attractive and willing temptation is unforgiving. Cold as ice hard as diamonds voluptuous she may be but creativity...
Anonymous asked: What would you do if you had a penis for one day?
samdood:aristen:kevinisafreak: ckdealca: (via pokingsmot) i need to party like this one day. NOW THIS SHIT! o.o party hard.
alfietomi: Anberlin - A Day Late
Forced To Tumbl
tellthattogod: I’m being forced to tumbl because Tally thought that I died. So here is my contribution to Tumblr… I’m too busy play Marry, Fuck, Kill with Tally to write a real post, so peace out guys. ;) - The Sugar jealous
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derekriigor: At school I got a hard on right before the lunch bell went. So I was walking to the lunchroom, and everyone noticed it was pizza tuesday. There was a stampede and everyone was getting squished. There was a guy in front of me and my schlong was getting rubbed on him. I died hahahaha
My thoughts on 'Jerking.' →
A large sum of us have lead to believe that ‘jerking’ is dead. I disagree, only the HYPE died. Some say jerking is not a real dance its “the dumbest shit ever”, “pussies wearing tight ass jeans”, “y’all l00k lyk3 clown5 4r3al.” I, personally (and you can disagree), respect jerking as a real form… I respect you for saying this. I honestly don’t know much about Jerking....