June 2011
37 posts
T. Mills - She Got A…
I FUCKED THIS WHITE...
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HOW TO NOT PICK UP A GIRL
This dude, a towering stocky Korean looking one, waiting in the bathroom line at a Starbucks, leans out of the line smiling and looks me in the eye, “Jessica, right?” …
Bro I don’t know you. And no, do I look like a fucking Jessica? Shaking my head, I try to hide my discomfort. Usually I can handle strangers, when they don’t have creepy intentions, and this dude...
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It works like an international airport....
We have the travelers! Businessmen, vacationers, and the emergency kinds. Occasionally there is a miscellaneous crowd, consisting of escapees/runaways, people who have so much money they don’t know what to do with it so they buy a plane ticket etc. basically randoms.
Then we have security check.
Then we have the gates and terminals.
We got our food court and duty free doody stuff where...
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Atmosphere - Fuck You Lucy
I first listened to...
Sky Ferreira - Sex Rules
this is so hot, she is...
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Sky Ferreira - One (BAR9 remix)
this is so hot,...
决不要忽视中文功课！我累的半死
jadedsimiles:
Boss battle: complete
moshyyy:
jadedsimiles:
moshyyy:
HAHA, I have triumphed Tumblr once again!
I got a sexy theme AND an Ask button!
TAKE THAT
go to the MANOFMANYMASKS tab, then go to the settings on the right, then click the checkbox and let people ask questions! ROAR
See why I want my wife to be like you? shit, real nigga shit right thurr
damn straight. I’m a bad bitch. //imagineerthat.
Boss battle: complete
moshyyy:
HAHA, I have triumphed Tumblr once again!
I got a sexy theme AND an Ask button!
TAKE THAT
go to the MANOFMANYMASKS tab, then go to the settings on the right, then click the checkbox and let people ask questions! ROAR
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On Saturday I'm going to Lilongwe, Malawi(Central...
YAYYYY
SO ANYWAY
I’m THUPEREXTHITED BOUT MY TRIP!
BECAUSE
MADONNA BOUGHT HER BABY FROM THERE (such is the immediate response I get whenever I say MALAWI obviously you get a baby as a souvenir once you enter the premises, I mean, MADONNA GO ONE, SO CAN I!)
AND I NEED TO GET SHOTS OR I’LL DIE BECAUSE THERE ARE BLACK PEOPLE THERE AND OMG WHAT IF I GET THE ITIS FROM TOUCHING...
face, meet floor.: If Pokemon existed, a lot of... →
moshyyy:
moshyyy:
jadedsimiles:
moshyyy:
Honestly.
That shit would be so fucked up.
Wouldn’t surprise me, but it’d be fucked up.
YOUUUU SIR!
YOU
WHERE
WHAT
HOW
Hi STRANGER(danger). How are you?
My name’s Hannah… What’s yours?
Hello Madizzle
Mi nombre es 性別
You seem…
You can, you start bloggin’ on da TV yet?
I can’t get on since I’m still in school for this week and next...
If Pokemon existed, a lot of people would use them...
moshyyy:
jadedsimiles:
moshyyy:
Honestly.
That shit would be so fucked up.
Wouldn’t surprise me, but it’d be fucked up.
YOUUUU SIR!
YOU
WHERE
WHAT
HOW
Hi STRANGER(danger). How are you?
My name’s Hannah… What’s yours?
Hello Madizzle
Mi nombre es 性別
You seem cooler than a breeze yo, is there a fan in here or is it just you, did someone just turn on the AC or did Hannah just...
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I'M A COOL KID AND BEREAVE EVERYTHING BITCH ASS...
I watch TED videos for fun. When I run out of those/get bored/weirded out by the- just go look and you needn’t be ‘splained-, I resort to watching videos on bigthink. Supposedly the reason it is hard for females to find a companion/lover/lusterfucker in a city as LARGE as New York is because of the LARGE population. THIS SMART ASS BROSKI WAS ALL “it’s normal for women to...
East Harlem - Beirut →
Sir, you’re doing it wrong…. When there is something you want to listen to, you click the audio button… Not the link one. But you’ll get there I guess. NICE TRY BRO.
If Pokemon existed, a lot of people would use them...
moshyyy:
Honestly.
That shit would be so fucked up.
Wouldn’t surprise me, but it’d be fucked up.
YOUUUU SIR!
YOU
WHERE
WHAT
HOW
Hi STRANGER(danger). How are you?
My name’s Hannah… What’s yours?
You know something's wrong when you start...
and begin to think it’s fun.
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NO BODY ROVES ME
oh no, rice again.
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Weirdo
whatsahuman:
There are certain things that are considered normal. There are a lot more things that are thought of as odd.
The fun things usually don’t end up in the normal category. What someone may think is normal, could be extremely strange to another person.
So does that mean it’s still normal? Is it possible for a person to be normal?
There, sitting down, contemplating this thought in her...
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No Pity, Please
whatsahuman:
Dad doesn’t see much blurred shapes, bright lights on a good day maybe the outline of his grown daughter
He used to read aloud to his daughter bedtime tales. Then chapter books came lengthy, tiny print, Ms. Rowling’s Goblet of Fire by the seventh chapter, their roles switched She began to read to him
She wasn’t the greatest reader She tried But after the first week of him falling...
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NO MORE SCHOOL NOMORESCHOOL. SCHOOL'S OUT. BEAT...
*happy dance*
Inspirational Medley
Born This Way -...